7 Things

(Thought I would take a stab at this...)

7 things to do before I die
1. Travel
2. Host my own cooking show
3. Own my own business
4. Teach my grandchildren to burp
5. Write a book about my grandmother
6. Fluently speak a foreign language
7. (…complete my will)

7 Things I Can Do
1. Impressions
2. Be a drama queen
3. Take a 5 hour nap
4. Cook
5. Belch on command
6. Untie most knots
7. Eat chocolate like it’s going out of style

7 Things I Can Not Do
1. Carry a tune
2. Clean up vomit
3. Lie without stuttering
4. Remember your exact birthday
5. Be nice when it’s hot
6. Stay mad
7. The Electric Slide

7 Things That Make Me Love My Husband
1. He’s got the looks of a heart throb
2. He’s got the intentions of a boy scout
3. He’s got the charm of a Kennedy
4. He’s got the honesty of a child
5. He’s got the wisdom of a father
6. He’s got the eyes of an angel
7. He’s got the heart of a hero

7 Things I Say Most
1. “Oh, absolutely!”
2. “Dang dog…”
3. “eh?”
4. “Look at me when I’m talking to you!”
5. “You know!?”
6. “Negative.”
7. “What’s that smell?”

7 Celebrity Crushes
1. Mike Myers
2. Keith Partridge
3. Adam Sandler
4. John Travolta
5. Ben Stiller
6. Rupert Everett
7. Will Smith