Thursday, June 21, 2007

9 Words Women Use...

(this is a great email forward I see from time to time... worthy of a post I think!)

1.) Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.

2.) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

3.) Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.

4.) Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!

5.) Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of nothing.)

6.) That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

7.) Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or Faint. Just say you're welcome.

8.) Whatever: Is a a direct correlation to the queen mother of all dirty words. You should consider yourself cussed out upon hearing it.

9.) Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking "What's wrong?" For the woman's response refer to #3.

2 Comments:

Blogger Cliff said...

The 'guy' who wrote this REALLY knew what he was talking about.

June 21, 2007 8:16 PM  
Blogger Me & My Crazy Boys! said...

I think we need to find a way to make sure ALL the men we have to come in contact with fully understand the meaning of the words on this list :)

June 22, 2007 2:57 PM  

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