Hatred for the Thong
Why. Somebody tell me why my relatively decent physique (post 2 kids) is being compromised by the omission of a THONG. As if waxing our legs/eyebrows/nether regions; slopping glop and produce on our faces to do and undue what mother nature intended or never thought of; twisting to achieve the pedicure position; paying way too much money for those ridiculous kitten-heeled boots wasn’t enough, some sick and twisted freak show woke up one day and said “hey! What about a pair of ladies underwear that ARE SUPPOSED to ride up her @ss?!”
posted by Felecia at Friday, February 11, 2005
3 Comments:
Isn't that the TRUTH!
well, knowing how inept I am at wearing them properly, I really don't feel qualified to comment....other than to say tehy have to be lying when women say "oh, they're really comfortable."
Liars
Oh thank goodness somebody other than me (and, might I add, a bon a fide wearer of the evil little things) had the will to admit that they are indeed uncomfortable. I was beginning to think I was born with a prude-like butt wrenched together too tight syndrome. Whew.
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