The 40 Random Q&A
I came across these questions and figured they would make for a fun post...
1) My uncle once:
Wore spandix, hung a plastic pork chop from his neck and referred to his wrestling alter-ego as “Raw Meat”.
2) Never in my life:
Will I resign myself to being unhappy.
3) When I was five:
I ate a SPECIAL brownie.
4) High School was:
At best, enlightening if you are patient enough for life to come full circle (oh, and when you run into *certain* classmates 10 years later asking if you’d like fries with that…)
5) I will never forget:
9-11
6) I once met:
Stephen King (the engineer…)
7) There’s this girl I knew who:
Used to pull out her eyelashes / eyebrows when she was anxious.
8) Once, at a bar:
I had a manicure.
9) By noon I’m usually:
Showered.
10) Last night:
Noah laid on my tummy and drilled me on animal sounds.
11) If I only had:
An extra hour of sleep.
12) Next time I go to church:
I will remember Noah’s diaper bag (that was one smelly nursery last week…)
13) Terry Schiavo:
Was an unfortunate woman.
14) What worries me most:
Jonny Depp retiring.
15) When I turn my head left, I see:
My coffee mug.
16) When I turn my head right, I see:
The sunshine.
17) You know I’m lying when:
Believe me, you’ll just know!
18) What I miss most about the eighties:
Parachute pants. ("NOT!")
19) If I was a character written by Shakespeare, I’d be:
Anybody from The Comedy of Errors
20) By this time next year:
I want to be pregnant. No wait. New sod. Yes. I want new sod.
21) A better name for me would be:
"Ms. Fix It"
22) I have a hard time understanding:
Dishonest people.
23) If I ever go back to school I’ll:
(monkies will fly out of my butt first.)
24) You know I like you if:
I tease you.
25) If I won an award, the first person I’d thank would be:
My family.
26) Darwin, Mozart, Ron White & Geraldine Ferraro:
Confused, Genius, Hilarious and Resourceful.
27) Take my advice, never:
Believe anyone who tells you “it will only take a minute”
28) My ideal breakfast is:
Coffee, french toast, eggs, hashbrowns and sausage (links).
29) A song I love, but do not have is:
Oh - there are so many.
30) If you visit my hometown, I suggest:
You think better of it and go somewhere else. (Unless you need to cross “See Large Snowman” off your to-do list.)
31) Tulips, character flaws, microchips & track stars:
My favorite, Something other people have, A good idea, Skinny and sweaty.
32) Why won’t people:
Think before they speak.
33) If you spend the night at my house:
You can have the bottom bunk.
34) I’d stop my wedding for:
Nothing I can think of.
35) The world could do without:
Immitation butter.
36) I’d rather lick the belly of a cockroach than:
Hmmm Nope.
37) My favorite blonde is:
Max.
38) Paper clips are more useful than:
Dr. Laura.
39) If I do anything well, it’s:
Telling a story.
40) And by the way:
Your zipper’s down.
1) My uncle once:
Wore spandix, hung a plastic pork chop from his neck and referred to his wrestling alter-ego as “Raw Meat”.
2) Never in my life:
Will I resign myself to being unhappy.
3) When I was five:
I ate a SPECIAL brownie.
4) High School was:
At best, enlightening if you are patient enough for life to come full circle (oh, and when you run into *certain* classmates 10 years later asking if you’d like fries with that…)
5) I will never forget:
9-11
6) I once met:
Stephen King (the engineer…)
7) There’s this girl I knew who:
Used to pull out her eyelashes / eyebrows when she was anxious.
8) Once, at a bar:
I had a manicure.
9) By noon I’m usually:
Showered.
10) Last night:
Noah laid on my tummy and drilled me on animal sounds.
11) If I only had:
An extra hour of sleep.
12) Next time I go to church:
I will remember Noah’s diaper bag (that was one smelly nursery last week…)
13) Terry Schiavo:
Was an unfortunate woman.
14) What worries me most:
Jonny Depp retiring.
15) When I turn my head left, I see:
My coffee mug.
16) When I turn my head right, I see:
The sunshine.
17) You know I’m lying when:
Believe me, you’ll just know!
18) What I miss most about the eighties:
Parachute pants. ("NOT!")
19) If I was a character written by Shakespeare, I’d be:
Anybody from The Comedy of Errors
20) By this time next year:
I want to be pregnant. No wait. New sod. Yes. I want new sod.
21) A better name for me would be:
"Ms. Fix It"
22) I have a hard time understanding:
Dishonest people.
23) If I ever go back to school I’ll:
(monkies will fly out of my butt first.)
24) You know I like you if:
I tease you.
25) If I won an award, the first person I’d thank would be:
My family.
26) Darwin, Mozart, Ron White & Geraldine Ferraro:
Confused, Genius, Hilarious and Resourceful.
27) Take my advice, never:
Believe anyone who tells you “it will only take a minute”
28) My ideal breakfast is:
Coffee, french toast, eggs, hashbrowns and sausage (links).
29) A song I love, but do not have is:
Oh - there are so many.
30) If you visit my hometown, I suggest:
You think better of it and go somewhere else. (Unless you need to cross “See Large Snowman” off your to-do list.)
31) Tulips, character flaws, microchips & track stars:
My favorite, Something other people have, A good idea, Skinny and sweaty.
32) Why won’t people:
Think before they speak.
33) If you spend the night at my house:
You can have the bottom bunk.
34) I’d stop my wedding for:
Nothing I can think of.
35) The world could do without:
Immitation butter.
36) I’d rather lick the belly of a cockroach than:
Hmmm Nope.
37) My favorite blonde is:
Max.
38) Paper clips are more useful than:
Dr. Laura.
39) If I do anything well, it’s:
Telling a story.
40) And by the way:
Your zipper’s down.
posted by Felecia at Thursday, May 26, 2005
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